"I hope these shrubs are vegan". I’m dying.. haha
OMG THE RECORD ONE IS JAMES
While in the lavatory on a domestic flight in March 2010, I spontaneously put a tissue paper toilet cover seat cover over my head and took a picture in the mirror using my cellphone. The image evoked 15th-century Flemish portraiture. I decided to add more images made in this mode and planned to take advantage of a long-haul flight from San Francisco to Auckland, guessing that there were likely to be long periods of time when no one was using the lavatory on the 14-hour flight. I made several forays to the bathroom from my aisle seat, and by the time we landed I had a large group of new photographs entitled Lavatory Self-Portraits in the Flemish Style.
I accidentally said “have a good idea” to a customer today instead of ‘have a good day’.
I hope she does.
Maybe she’ll cure cancer.
All because of me.
I did this is 2008. It was one of my proudest moments at the Belmont newsagency. That and parrotting an Irish accent back to an Irish customer.
"How the Media Failed Women in 2013," courtesy of Miss Representation. This is mind-boggling and you must watch it right now.
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”